hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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