I hope mine doesn't look like that
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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