This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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