Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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