After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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