the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....