Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(813): View more from Florida

My mind said no, but my drink said yes.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min

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(515): View more from Iowa

You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.

(1-515): View more from Iowa

Deal!

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(480): View more from Arizona

With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.

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(314): View more from Missouri

In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha

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(303): View more from Colorado

If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians

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(647): View more from Ontario

I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.

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