Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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