so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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