I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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