Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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