clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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