wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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