): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
