i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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