guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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