I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize