Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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