I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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