gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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