considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
now i know why i became what i already was.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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