Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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