Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
40s are totally the cure
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
