He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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