I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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