5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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