Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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