they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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