is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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