OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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