On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
This is not my ceiling
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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