Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
God I need to hump something, right now.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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