Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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