he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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