My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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