i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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