just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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