im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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