I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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