you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
