Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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