That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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