i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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