I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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