Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
