I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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