I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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