maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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