i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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