dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
NoShamevember. You game?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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