Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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