yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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