I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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