I've blown a few things in my day
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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